Bellshill baker n. Scottish equivalent of a Cleveland Steamer; a broon baguette enjoyed hot and fresh, straight from the oven. artisan/artisanal adj. Descriptive of any product or service that is manufactured or supplied by someone who used to do it as a hobby. aroma diffuser 1. n. A scientific device that breaks “essential oils” down into smaller molecules, dispersing them into the air for a pleasant or calming effect on the gullible. 2. n. The arsehole. bellringer n. A bruising blow on the Herman jelmet from a precariously fitted chod-bin lid, that clangs like the intro to News at Ten.

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Barbie’s minge sim. Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry. ‘Gentlemen, make no mistake. The castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it’wil be like getting into Barbie’s minge.’

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