Inside KitKatClub Berlin: Brit who had sex with stranger reveals what happens in Europe's raunchiest nightclub Richie, 36, is a male model from Manchester that she knew years ago. He spots us and comes over, but doesn’t seem in the least bit embarrassed to be there. Feeling somewhat awkward and out of place, I promptly apologise when I spank her, to which I’m met with kind laughter by both the woman and her partner. The most incredible thing is just how attractive and wealthy everyone seems. There’s not a soul in the place over 40 and there are some genuinely stunning women.

This is our fourth or fifth party, but we still get a bit nervous.” They also warn us it’s not all a bed of randy roses. It’s actually incredibly polite, and I was both flattered and felt safe – if it’s a no, you simply shake your head, or smile and walk off. Users accessing the HSBC mobile app were being shown a message on Friday morning saying the bank was “performing a system upgrade to bring you a better banking experience”. My mandate was to take S4C's extraordinary programming and the Welsh language to the world, to prepare S4C for a digital future, and to transform the organisation.Master Boudoir is teaching me and Cassandra how to spank a blonde lady who is restrained on a bench, while she gives her partner a blowjob. Oddly, the former is far more respectful, even if you should find yourself in bed with multiple people in one night. You’re highly encouraged to find out for yourself, although I’d recommend bringing a plus one if it’s your first time. By 1am, the bar area is empty, as everyone is having sex on or around the two beds. I stare transfixed at people, fully aware of how surreal the sight of all these writhing limbs is. The smell is no less memorable. It broadcasts a variety of programmes such as sport, drama, music, factual, news, entertainment and events. There’s so much sex around us, I can feel myself becoming weirdly immune to it. Needing some air, we head for the smoking area in an outdoor courtyard. We soon get talking to two English couples who live in Germany and regularly swap partners.

The two huge beds in front of me are covered in horny bodies rolling around and the sounds of orgasms echo through the room like a dodgy German porn film, drowning out the DJ’s tunes. I joined S4C because members of the board persuaded me to come out of retirement after a 30-year international career to create positive change," she said in a statement. I leave Cassandra and the Master to do their thing, and venture outside to the smoking area, where I chat to a few of the guests. We used to go on holiday to a French resort called Cap D’Agde, where things like this would often happen on the nudist beach because everyone was naked. I was only a kid, but still…” I sit down and take in the view: there are several couples having sex in front of me, while to my left there’s a woman orgasming as her lover plays with her.But strangely, we don’t feel at all pressurised to join in and nobody seems to have a problem with us walking around just watching.

S4C was launched in November 1982 and at the time was the first TV channel aimed specifically at a Welsh-speaking audience.Excuse me,” he says and kneels down to join the two females. We watch as he makes their duo into a threesome. A group of other people watch intently, as if it’s the most normal thing in the world. The average discount on items on sale this week was just 1.5% compared with 21 August, according to research by credit firm Klarna. No one seems that interested in downing drinks (aside from us), nor does anyone appear to have popped any other mind-altering substances to get them in the mood for this madness. It added: “Once again we’re really sorry, and understand this was deeply frustrating for many of our customers. We’ll continue to work behind the scenes to ensure a full recovery.” But this is not in some seedy bar in Bangkok. This is Fever – a swanky London swingers party for non-fat, non-ugly couples and hot single women under 40.

It’s a mixed bag, but it’s a much younger crowd than I’d anticipated and most of them are fairly attractive. Andy Mulcahy, at the online retail trade group IMRG, said sales were down by almost 7% on Wednesday on the equivalent day a year ago, after a 2% fall on Tuesday and flat sales on Monday.

It is often suggested that sex has a certain 'aroma' - that very distinct whiff of pheromones and bodily fluids which hangs around many a bedroom after a couple have done the deed. Another couple tell me they came along the night before, and found a lady to play with. She had come on her own, and apparently she also ‘came three times’. I was so passionate about continuing this journey and delivering the mandate set by the board, and I am enormously sad that this opportunity has today been taken away from me." The dungeon affords lots of excitement,’ Master Boudoir explains, including a padded wall, a St. George’s cross and a spanking bench with restraints. Sometimes, couples will say to me ‘Master Boudoir we’ve seen you do your thing, would you mind showing us your techniques’.