Like 30 years ago, my dear childhood friend had this displayed in her bathroom. I can actually hear her mother saying those words too. Her mom was quite prim and proper from what I remember too. Clever: Have you ever read something and wondered who was clever enough to come up with it? It might not always happen in the bathroom, but it does happen when you come across a particularly clever bathroom poet. The quote: Straight ahead on the door: “Let’s play toilet ping pong. Look to the left.” On the left wall: “Look to the right.” On the right wall: “Look to the left.” The quote: “If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.”

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Portrait: Includes one 18 x 24 (in) 300dpi .jpg printfile. Resize or crop to 4 x 6 (in), 5 x 7 (in), 8 x 10 (in), 8.5 x 11 (in), 11 x 14 (in), 12 x 16 (in), 12 x 18 (in), 13 x 19 (in), 16 x 20 (in), 20 x 24 (in), 18 x 24 (in), 24 x 36 (in), 40 x 50 (cm), 50 x 70 (cm), A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, and more. Leslie Kwoh writes in The Wall Street Journal of the latest trend in passive aggressive note-leaving around the office. The trend is that it's still happening. Yes, people are leaving passive aggressive notes around the office! In fact, this may be one form of communication that has not gone digital, perhaps because it's easier to be anonymous on a sign left in a bathroom than it is to be anonymous even in a subtweet. Kwoh writes, "You find them in every office: anonymous passive-aggressive messages festooning the office fridge, kitchen sink or bathroom stall, accusing fellow workers of crimes against collegiality–such as purloining a can of Sprite, leaving dirty mugs in the office sink or neglecting to flush the toilet." Inspiration strikes at the most unexpected of times. In some cases, it’s a song on the radio that perfectly captures your feelings. Other times, it’s a chance meeting with an old friend. And sometimes it’s a witty poem on a bathroom stall wall.

Some of the best ideas come about in the bathroom, as these bathroom stall writings clearly show. From inspirational bathroom stall quotes to hilarious bathroom humor, encountering poetry on bathroom stalls is sure to improve your day. Bathroom poetry and quotes add a fun little twist to any trip to the bathroom. A little potty humor is the perfect way to turn around a crappy day. Some bathroom wall poetry is so epic it becomes legend and becomes a highlight of any trip to your establishment. Why we love it: Okay, so it’s no Shakespearean sonnet, and it doesn’t even rhyme. But this fun little poem does add a humorous touch to the elephant in the room that is the sometimes not-so-pleasant smell. We’re not sure a poem on a bathroom stall will actually make a difference in terms of the aroma, but perhaps the humorous tone of the poem can distract you long enough to forget about the bad odors created by your fellow bathroom users. Just a Lonesome Cry Why we love it: Who says a trip to the bathroom has to be boring? This quote turns bathroom time into a fun little game. It starts when you naturally look straight ahead and notice the initial invitation to play toilet ping pong. Of course, you can’t ignore it, and you will definitely look to the left. And since you’ve already started, you might as well keep going. You’ll definitely look right at least once to satisfy your curiosity. This quote is one that you may appreciate a little more if you’re not actually sitting on the seat at the time. Live (Bathroom) Life to the FullestWhy we love it: This one starts off like a quote you’ve heard many times, and the message is a solid one. Who cares what other people think? Dance and have a good time anyway. The second line is where things start heading toward potty humor.

We love this one because it’s cute and funny. Plus, it doesn’t actually deface the bathroom stall partition. Don’t Mind the Camera Why we love it: This is another one of those quotes that reads very much like an actual inspirational quote. You may not head to the bathroom for life wisdom, but you’ll definitely gain a little from this quote. While it’s a bit funny, it also has some solid meaning behind it. Life is short, so spend it having fun. Another unique aspect of this bathroom wall quote is the repeated use of the words “life,” “waste” and “time.” Of course, the adult nature of this quote makes it better for a bar or similar adult-only venues. For All Your Bathroom Partition (and Bathroom Stall Poetry) Needs Why we love it: Ah, irony at its best. While “moron” might be a bit harsh, this bathroom wall quote gets the point across. And since the writer is ironically calling himself a moron, we can look past the name-calling. It’s short, clever and a bit humorous. Mutual Satisfaction This bathroom quote is funny, but it also drives home a solid point: don’t get busy with a hook-up in the bathroom. No one wants to walk in on that. We’re all for love, just not that kind of love and definitely not in the bathroom. Harry Potty Humor

Why we love it: This is a classic reminder for young kids to clean up after themselves. Unfortunately, many adults need the same message, which you’ve likely witnessed if you’ve ever used a public restroom. This is another bathroom quote that a business owner might even consider printing and posting in your bathroom stalls. After all, it makes your job of cleaning up the bathroom stalls a little less gross. The quote: “In the days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren’t invented, they’d drop their load, by the road, and ride away contented.” Why we love it: You can’t have too many Irish blessings in your life, and this one takes the throne — the porcelain throne, that is. It’s like one of those old Irish blessings you see everywhere, but with a bathroom-themed twist, making it the perfect way to dress up a bathroom stall. And while it does have that bathroom tone, this quote doesn’t get dirty or raunchy.

Why we love it: This may be a little more appropriate in a bar or other adults-only establishment, but we think it’s hilarious without being out of line. In some cases of actual bathroom graffiti, one original bathroom artist writes, “Love one another.” Someone else comes along later and says, “Just not here.” This quote would actually make a nice wall hanging for each bathroom stall. Print it up, frame it and hang it where it’s clear for everyone to see. It may not help, but at least you tried. Bathroom Etiquette If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle be a Sweetie and wipe the Seatie. Cute, huh? I have fond memories of this bathroom saying. I know, what? why? A bathroom sign? Why we love it: This bathroom stall quote is short, sweet and humorous. When applied to life in general, this quote is a solid piece of advice. Don’t force a bad relationship. Don’t force feelings that aren’t really there. Don’t force a career path that just isn’t right for you. Forcing anything in life is usually a bad idea.Humor: Going to the bathroom is one of those must-do activities that isn’t exactly entertaining. Humorous bathroom quotes add a little bit of fun to a mundane task. Many of the quotes and poems highlighted here have at least a hint of humor, if not a full-on joke designed to make you laugh out loud. We love this quote because it’s creative and humorous. You can make it even funnier by adding a very common name, such as Mike or Matt, right after “Listen.” Imagine the surprise when someone with that name sits down to use the facilities. Spread Love … Somewhere Else Why we love it: This fun little twist on the grocery store express lane sign works best above one urinal in the men’s bathroom. Not only is it funny, but it could actually make bathroom traffic flow faster if patrons heed the instructions. Even if they don’t, it gives the men something to laugh about while they wait for a urinal. Help Me