Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

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Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

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It seems like the chocolate anus idea evolved out of your other work. I think all of my work is a continuous process. Things turn up sort of out of nowhere; I don't question it. I'm not a highly conceptual artist, it just came to me. It's not something I would have chosen to have done for a long time but it led onto other things and I was quite happy with it. Save 20% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours!

If you're looking at this version of butthole and thinking "that's a little lowbrow for me," don't worry. You can always get this limited edition bronze (non-edible) anus. The possibilities are endless and delicious!We poured scented wax into a mould of an anus, so you can experience this wonderous state of the sublime. If that alone doesn’t get you there, double up with our world renowned chocolate anus. Sight, touch, taste, and smell, the rest is up to you! Initially the creator tried to cast his own anus with slightly messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to let him cast her own delightful anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based upon this hallowed casting. The lady who kindly donated her services has no idea that her anus has now gone global. What could be more delicious that exact chocolate replica of your anus? I think I want to eat a mold of my own. Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!

While wannabe Abramovic art grads have been churning out vagina paintings, sculptures, and erm, handicrafts for years, the lowly anus has long been overlooked in the genitalia-as-provocative-art game. London artist Magnus Irvin is the visionary who saw the arsehole's potential as both a creative statement and novelty gift. Keen to find out more, I spoke to Irvin about why we should be declaring our love with chocolate arseholes this V-Day. MUNCHIES: Hi, Magnus. Why the chocolate anus? Magnus Irvin: It was just like any artistic idea, it sort of came out of nowhere. I am an artist, so I'm constantly making or creating things. And I think it probably came from the idea that chocolate and the anus have some sort of connection. There was something poetic about making a small sculptural item based on an anus and moulding it in chocolate. Six rainbow-coloured anus candles with romantic scents. Our Burning Love scented candles include Midnight Blue, Mint Oil, Egyptian Musk, French Rouge, Pina Colada and Passion Fruit.We have always believed the chocolate anus is a gift to the world. Although it may look little more than a mouthful, in truth, it’s bigger than any of us can imagine! The reach and depth of the Edible Anus, and what it represents, go far beyond a chocolate novelty. The Anus has it’s roots in the very fabric of society. “ We’ve all got one and they are all different” is a call to acceptance, a call to brother and sisterhood. A call to the human family. No matter where you are from, how you look…be you rich or poor, any gender, sexual orientation…we all find a baseline with the anus. So pay attention because that’s a beautiful thing! What we sponsor do-gooders (plural noun) – a well-meaning but unrealistic or interfering philanthropist or reformer. Want to do something extra special for your girlfriend or boyfriend this Valentine’s day? Look how tasty this molded butthole looks. Just want to bite into it and savor, right? The ancient scholar Longinus described the sublime as a moment of evasion from reality. Additionally, he believed the sublime could model our souls, and that a soul could pour itself out into a work of art. Sure, you can snag a box for anyone at any time of year, but it’s especially appropriate to give to that special person (or maybe even your ex?) for Valentine’s Day. Let’s hope they have a good sense of humor! Otherwise, this might get weird.

Magnus Irving puts you on some weird table with your anus facing him. He tells you to relax and smile as he pushes your legs above your head and spreads your butt cheeks. Then Magnus pours hot liquid chocolate all over your anus and waits for it to harden. Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global. Looking for that unique gift, secret Santa ideas, or a cheeky Valentine’s Day present? Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!Fire your desire and sense the ecstatic, with these bold, hot, and sexy scented candles. Our Burning Love candles are not suitable for S&M play.

We believe the Edible Anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class, in an amusing and easily digestible way. Not only are you buying a great present, but you’ll be changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time. We’ve all got one and they are all different! Edible Anus is a brand that is exactly what it sounds like: It makes edible anuses. The company has been around since the mid-2000s and offers edible anuses in white chocolate, dark chocolate, and milk chocolate. Plus, the brand even sells Anus Ale, because why not? (Don't get us started on the limited-edition bronze and silver anuses they're selling, too...) Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 30% off the cost of all items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles, chocolate, and a cast your own anus kit. Imagine the sun pressing below the horizon to reveal a warm glow of dappled light streaming in through the window. Fire your desire, and spark the imagination with one or more of our comforting yet exhilarating anus shaped scented candles. Embrace the sublime and create an uplifting atmosphere especially suited to the living room, bedroom and bathroom. 4hr burn time for a long even burn, and maximum scent release. Steal yourself to the sublimeGift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 20% off the cost of both items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles and chocolate. Save 25% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours!



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