Buckie is not just booze, it has a cult status and reverence in pop culture that most brands would pay a fortune for, yet almost entirely by accident. The swiftness of intoxication from the high alcohol and caffeine content can mean the drinker is very quickly ready to have a square go: a "swally" of Buckie brings on hyperactivity and bravado, a kind of "bouncing" that many can't get enough of, and often this is followed by violence and aggression. If you’ve already done that, your item hasn’t arrived, or it’s not as described, you can report that to Etsy by opening a case.

It may just be a digit or two moulded into the bottom of a 75cl container, yet it’s a question that’s been pondered and philosophised over by sweet-toothed sages for at least 20 years.

Known as Commotion Lotion, Wreck the Hoose juice, and most commonly Buckie, Buckfast tonic wine is the drink of choice for a certain kind of gallus guy or girl – known colloquially as a ned – in the west of Scotland, especially Lanarkshire.

I got 12 bottles and numbers ranged all the way from 1 to 30 so probably as much variety as is possible to get .The personalised Buckfast bottle birthday gift will be the perfect funny birthday gift for him or her. They spend as much time talking about their apparently famous beekeeping and honey production, although I have a feeling that – unlike Buckie – it probably doesn’t generate them millions each year, allowing them to maintain free entry and invest in local projects. Add a line along the top such as "Christmasfast", then add a photo of the recipient and a message for the perfect Christmas gift for any Buckfast fan.